What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:30

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is truer than that which is true?
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love